P * * n - I do not want to write out the word for inappropriate adult computer sites and pictures because I do NOT want anything nasty to attach to my site or your computer. If anything happens I will be so upset. I am guessing that you will be able to discern the definition of the "P-word".
At any rate, we've had less and less of the adult "P-word" incidents since it was suggested to rearrange a couple of the internet computers. No more hiding in the corner to do "the nasty" with a computer screen. I can't understand how someone becomes so desperate for that type of gratification - that they will go to a public place - in broad daylight and "get off" in front of strangers and children. It's just gross.
The poo incidents... we've had several over the years. Many we now chuckle at!
There was the incident where the pooper would take a step - shake a leg - and shake a turd out of the pant leg - take a few more steps - shake a leg - and shake another turd out of the same pant leg. I believe three turds in all were shook out of the pant leg and onto the carpet.
Another time a young pooper - about 12 years old - went to the bathroom and either missed the toilet bowl or played catch. We really aren't sure. At anyrate, the 12 year old pooper smeared poo all over the seat, stall walls, toilet paper dispenser, sink, countertop and soap dispenser. Unfortunately, by the time we found the mess, it was dried. Did you know that some poo, when dried and smeared on flat surfaces, resembles thick tar?!?! We really didn't want to believe it was poo, so we just couldn't imagine what it was. It wasn't until the disposable moistened cleaning supplies hit the "tar-like" substance that we knew, without a doubt, that it was, indeed, poo. We could tell because the smell came out. "To refreshen scent, just add moisture." BLECH!!!
Recently, there was the adult pooper that went to the bathroom, didn't arrive in time, poo'd facing the WRONG WAY, stepped in it, turned around, tried to get it into the toilet, missed and tried again. Finally, upon complete elimination, decided to rinse out socks and unmentionables in the toilet - we are guessing the toilet was flushed first.... and then proceeded to walk back thru the library - stocking footed and continued to use the internet computers. THEN, a different patron came to tell us of the mess in the bathroom. We figured out who it was, approached the person and actually made the pooper clean it up. This was an awful episode of poopdom. Shit was EVERYWHERE!! The walls, the floor, BEHIND the toilet.... and the stench! Good Lord! What do people EAT????!!! After the pooper cleaned up as best a messy pooper could, the Asst. Director cleaned up again. THREE times actually. Yes, action against said pooper was taken and the police were also involved later.
Piss is a nasty word and my Grandmother did NOT like ladies saying it. However, piss is piss and the smell is what it is. Three cushioned chairs had to be replaced due to peeing patrons, We now have hard plastic chairs for the computer areas. One day a patron came to tell us that there was pee sprayed all over the walls and stalls in the mens room. We made a sign: Please urinate in the urinals, not on the floors or the walls. We found the sign - pissed on - in the bottom of the urinal. So, sassy me - I made another sign... we found it a day or so later in the garbage of the mens room. WTF ever! However, the wall urinating seemed to stop... for now.
The three P's.... what the hell are people thinking?! What would their Mothers or Grandmothers think? What horrendous manners. What is WITH people?!!!
