It Seems Like It's All About the Poop Lately...

Didn't I just write about a poop incident?  It seems like that's all I've been hearing about or writing about lately! Poop!  Even in town - the east side of the sidewalk had human feces on it!  Get into a fucking bathroom people and get your ass centered on the toilet seat! For cripes sake! What the fuck aren't people being taught?!

This incident is way more forgiveable than the other poop incidents. This incident involved a young child. Said child was visitng grandparents for the summer. Only, the grandparents didn't know that their grandchildren were going to have IBS-like symptoms.  The poor child was sitting on the floor playing with some of our public toys and suddenly the tummy made 'free-willy' noises and an explosion occurred.  They had no idea this was coming.  All of it... watery... and on the carpeting.

Ugh.

It was my turn to clean up.  First however, I needed to use the room air freshener throughout the main level.  Then, after gloving up and getting the necessary cleaning supplies, I was able to get down to cleaning the carpet area.

I wish you could have seen my Director's face! It was hilarious.  She looked like, "Seriously!?! WTF?! We just had one of these earlier this week."  I could see the wheels turning, she was wondering if it was the adult fixated on pooping in our library. Thank the Heavens it wasn't.

Poop Incident

We had another poop incident at the library.  We just had a poop incident April! Then, there was another  pee incident, in which the April Pooper, peed his pants while sitting at an internet computer. I got to clean that one up. Some people should drink more clear fluids! YIKES!

Now, late June and we've had another poop incident.  This time, the culprit used the upstairs public bathroom.  It had appeared that the patron tried to clean things up, to no avail. It just wasn't good enough.  Another patron came to the desk to inform us of the the mishap. 

After watching the security cameras, it appears that a boy was the culprit. He went back three times - was he trying to clean it up bit-by-bit? Or was he returning to see if someone else had cleaned it up for him?  Whatever the case, it didn't get thoroughly, until one of our Directors went in there are got the job done correctly.  So, sigh... now we have to keep on eye on the boy. Now that it's summer, he tends to linger around the library all day long.

This poop incident was far easier to forgive than our adult male pooper!