Library Witchies and New Friends

I meet some very interesting people over the Circulation Desk.  One lady is a self-proclaimed "Kitchen Witch"  basically, she's into herbs and the great things that the herbs can do for your body.  Instead of calling prayers - prayers, she calls them spells.  They both sound and read the same to me.  No flaming please. Anyway, my witchy friend has taught me quite a few things so far. I've only been talking to her for a few months, but already, I like what she has to say.

Another friend that I made over the Circulation Desk is into witchy stuff as well. However, the witchy stuff isn't what made us friends. With this woman, we found out that we liked a natural way of living and shared book titles. We also shared DVD titles and later I found out she liked D&D as well. I invited her over. As a matter of fact, she is coming over with her boyfriend for Thanksgiving.

Another new friend - my co-worker. I call her my "Roomie". She's younger than me and so much fun. She's also into fun fashion. I like her style, but I'm not brave enough when I look through my closet. Usually, when I'm getting dressed in the mornings, my hubbs will hear me say, "I wish *** was here."  to which he laughs and will reply, "But you're not dressed."  To which I reply, "I know, that's why I wish she was here." HAHAHAHAA - so she can help me put an outfit together --- not for any other kink reason... no matter what I've written about library erotica! LOL

I've also made a friend that I swear I was related to in another life. Yes, I do believe in reincarnation.  I've also learned to knit and made some knitting friends.  Awesome.

Bomb Threat at the Library

The caller made several calls in our town - including the one made to the library. I took that call.  I knew that there were several made and that nothing had happened, so when I got "the call" I was thinking, "Really? Who the heck is this?" But, then the caller hung up and my next thought was, "Fuck. Now I gotta call 911 and evacuate the building." 

That's what we did. Fortunately, they got the guy. He's up to 41 felony charges and he is only 30-something years old. What a waste.

My Pretty Little Library

My co-workers and I decided that if they ever make a movie out of this, that I get to ask Sandra Bullock to play me!  Another co-worker chose Sally Field, Lisa Kudrow, and Jim Parsons.  Might as well have some laughter amongst all the stress.

Another Poo* Issue Resolved

Remember when I wrote about the patron that pooped the WRONG way in the bathroom stall?  Well, he has been banned from the library.  If you haven't read that post, you can read it, HERE.

Finally.

Not because of his poop and pee incidents. No. He was banned because he told the Director to, "Fuck Off" and then was seen by another patron trying to take a swing at the Director when he turned to walk away.

The Pooper called the other day to speak with the Director, however, the Director wasn't in. He hasn't tried calling since.

We are all glad.