The Things Patrons Say....

There once was a lady who worked in a library.  Some of the things overheard were quite scary.  Patrons come in and patrons go out, it makes me laugh some of the things they spout!

Overhearing a cell phone conversation - which by-the-way, we have signs all over stating "NO CELL PHONE USAGE".  The crazy line we overheard was: "I've had sex with so many guys I'm surprised that my tests all came back negative for diseases."  She was sitting near the Children's Area.

Just sayin'...